Who did Billy Mays play for?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
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Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
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He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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