So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
then he tried to convert me to islam
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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