I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
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Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
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Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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