Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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