with your own penis?
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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