I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
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Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
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googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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