Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(315): View more from New York

she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.

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(315): View more from New York

Random question, how's your gag reflex these days

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(757): View more from Virginia

we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.

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(718): View more from New York

Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.

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(240): View more from Maryland

Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.

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(239): View more from Florida

No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.

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(479): View more from Arkansas

Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml

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