Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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