He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
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The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
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woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?