Your favorite bartender is back from prision
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
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Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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