Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
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i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
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I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
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