just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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