Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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