And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
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Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
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Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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