An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
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Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
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Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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