The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
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ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
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the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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