I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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