"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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