...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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