Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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