Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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