you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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