the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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