dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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