i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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