They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
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Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
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My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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