he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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