I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
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