I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
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