Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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