Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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