She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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