Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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