I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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