Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
he fucked my hip out of place.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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