I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I have post one night stand depression
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