Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
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I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
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I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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