lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
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I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
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He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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