found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
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And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
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Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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