Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
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