What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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