We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
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