everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
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Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
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What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
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