so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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