I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
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Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
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As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
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