I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
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They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
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Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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