Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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