this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
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It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
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Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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