We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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