you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
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