I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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