then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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