i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
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Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
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I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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