im drinking this country out of the recession.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
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Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
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you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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