I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
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my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
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Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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